May 2013
2 posts
March 2013
1 post
November 2012
2 posts
October 2012
4 posts
Thing X launches today and I am very excited about it.
Hello all!
I wanted to let you know that the website I’ve been working on for the past 4 months launches in a mere hours 15 hours from now! It’s called Thing X, and the staff is a bunch of great, hilarious idiots, most of whom used to work for The Onion. I’m as proud as a proud father who spent the last four months building his baby. Here’s what Splitsider and Gizmodo make of it.
Come on by! Meet the Staff. Register for access to Extra Special Content™. Weigh the cons and pros of the national increase in bear mating that we’ve caused, see if you might be eligible for a settlement from using the site, follow us on tumblr and as we live-tweet the debate tonight! And most importantly, keep giving us your precious, precious clicks.
Doodled-on newspaper pictures will return tomorrow.
Smooches all around,
Sascha
September 2012
3 posts
A poem from the pages of 'Pendulous Breasts Quarterly'...
White-Out news returns very soon!
In the meantime, please enjoy this poem by Gary Oldman, courtesy of Literary Magazine and White-Out News supporter Pendulous Breasts Quarterly
March 2012
3 posts
February 2012
5 posts
January 2012
6 posts
December 2011
4 posts
'PBQ' Has Arrived! Click To Order!
I contributed to this! Purchase it if you enjoy things! I also don’t totally understand how tumblr works!
