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May 2013

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May 15, 20136 notes
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May 8, 20135 notes
#china #xi jinping #lol #lolz #white out #newspaper #crane #funny #humor #comedy

March 2013

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Mar 1, 201375 notes
#Pope #Pope Colony #Moonbase #Benedict XVI #Heaven #Funny #LOL #Comedy

November 2012

2 posts

Nov 14, 201220 notes
#Romney #Mitt Romney #Election 2016 #Handshakes #Roboshakes #Humor #Funny
Nov 2, 2012
#Hurricane Sandy #Hurricane #Sandy #Dog Boat #Red Cross #Disaster Relief #Humor

October 2012

4 posts

Oct 18, 201213 notes
#election 2012 #obama #Romney #Alternate Universe #Bird Overlords #Virgin Sacrifice #Debates
Thing X launches today and I am very excited about it.

Hello all!

I wanted to let you know that the website I’ve been working on for the past 4 months launches in a mere hours 15 hours from now! It’s called Thing X, and the staff is a bunch of great, hilarious idiots, most of whom used to work for The Onion. I’m as proud as a proud father who spent the last four months building his baby. Here’s what Splitsider and Gizmodo make of it.

Come on by! Meet the Staff. Register for access to Extra Special Contentâ„¢. Weigh the cons and pros of the national increase in bear mating that we’ve caused, see if you might be eligible for a settlement from using the site, follow us on tumblr and as we live-tweet the debate tonight! And most importantly, keep giving us your precious, precious clicks.

Doodled-on newspaper pictures will return tomorrow.

Smooches all around,

Sascha

Oct 16, 201210 notes
#Thing X #The Onion #Onion #Adult Swim #Funny #GIVE US YOUR CLICKS #Comedy
Oct 12, 201213 notes
#Debates #Paul Ryan #Election 2012 #Charlie Ryan #Voters under dark magical control #funny #humor #lolz #Newspaper
Oct 2, 201222 notes
#Mahmoud Ahmadinejad #Egypt #Iran #Morsi #Boombox #LMFAO #Linkin Park #Pump them jams

September 2012

3 posts

Sep 24, 201215 notes
#Mitt Romney #Election 2012 #47% #Dickish Ideas #Protests #Protest Signs
Sep 18, 201245 notes
#Romney #Gaffe #Big Pants #Novelty Pants #Ann Romney #One Big Fat Man #Election 2012 #Fashion
A poem from the pages of 'Pendulous Breasts Quarterly'...

White-Out news returns very soon!

In the meantime, please enjoy this poem by Gary Oldman, courtesy of Literary Magazine and White-Out News supporter Pendulous Breasts Quarterly

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Sep 13, 201236 notes

March 2012

3 posts

Mar 29, 20127 notes
#science news #DNA Testing #Conjoined Twins #Who Would Have Ever Thought
Mar 21, 201212 notes
#Ray's Hell Burger #Obama #Burger #Burger Buddy Challenge #Large Hamburger
Mar 7, 201215 notes
#Super Tuesday #Santorum #Romney #Mitt Romney #Romney with Moustache #Bearded Workers #Beards #Moustaches #Goatee Industries #Ohio #GOP primary #Election 2012

February 2012

5 posts

Feb 29, 201253 notes
#2012 election #door #furniture violations #newt #newt gingrich #republican primary #glue maybe
Feb 25, 20126 notes
#don't ask don't tell #plane dating #air force #military #gay marriage #gay rights #gays in the military #humor #funny #planes #aircraft carrier
Feb 16, 20126 notes
#bombs #iran #trains #nothing to see here
Feb 8, 201214 notes
#wizards #riot #Egypt #Wizard Season
Feb 1, 20127 notes
#mitt romney #newt gingrich #GOP primary #election 2012 #Titty Twister #Purple Nurple #Newt's Man Breasts

January 2012

6 posts

Jan 31, 201220 notes
#Ouija #Sharon #Obama #SPOTU #Slumber Party of the Union
Jan 26, 20129 notes
#Supreme Court #Of the Universe #Leahy #Sessions #Kagan #Alien Supreme Court Justice Nominee
Jan 24, 20128 notes
#NFL #Playoffs #New York Giants #Giants #San Francisco #49ers #Eli Manning #Alex Smith #Football #Sports
Jan 22, 2012413 notes
#Newt Gingrich #Newt #Gingrich #South Carolina #Election 2012 #GOP Primary
Jan 17, 201230 notes
#Republican Primary #Election 2012 #Mitt Romney #Kidnapping #Romney with Moustache
Jan 2, 201244 notes

December 2011

4 posts

Dec 20, 201123 notes
#North Korea #Kim Jong Il #Marathon #Largest Tie In History #Competitive Sports
'PBQ' Has Arrived! Click To Order!

I contributed to this! Purchase it if you enjoy things! I also don’t totally understand how tumblr works!

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Dec 20, 201117 notes
Dec 13, 201113 notes
#Obama #Netanyahu #Knives #Knife Fight #Foreign Policy
Dec 2, 201158 notes
#mahmoud #ahmadinejad #iran #giant #supermutant #mutant #protest #captured #United Nations

November 2011

3 posts

Nov 22, 201126 notes
#soccer #squid attack
Nov 22, 201123 notes
#Boy Band #Girl #4 U #Netanyahu #obama
Nov 22, 20111 note

October 2011

1 post

Oct 28, 20115 notes
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