OBAMA SETS GOAL OF FUNNEST, SPOOKIEST VOODOO SLUMBER PARTY EVER

Characterizes His Vision as a Spirit ‘Looking For a Sharon, But it’s a Friendly Spirit.’

In his slumber party seance Tuesday, President Obama presented a list of ladies who might have crushes on him. 

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