October 18, 2012
DEBATE NEWS: Alternate Reality Debate Fails to Produce Clear Sacrificial Candidate Photo: Mitt Romney, left and Barack Obama, both of the Birdlord Parallel Universe, debate why they would make the ideal virgin sacrifice for their Bird Overlords

DEBATE NEWS:

Alternate Reality Debate Fails to Produce Clear Sacrificial Candidate

Photo: Mitt Romney, left and Barack Obama, both of the Birdlord Parallel Universe, debate why they would make the ideal virgin sacrifice for their Bird Overlords

4:06pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zh2OewVXeCZF
(Notes: 13)
  
Filed under: election 2012 obama Romney Alternate Universe Bird Overlords Virgin Sacrifice Debates 
October 12, 2012
VP Debate: A look back at the real power behind Paul Ryan Ryan’s Son Vows to Deliver Country From Evil Threats to voters “Ensorcelled” by Obama Photo: Charlie, Paul D. Ryan’s son, celebrates onstage after Mr. Romney accepted the Republican nomination

VP Debate: A look back at the real power behind Paul Ryan

Ryan’s Son Vows to Deliver Country From Evil

Threats to voters “Ensorcelled” by Obama

Photo: Charlie, Paul D. Ryan’s son, celebrates onstage after Mr. Romney accepted the Republican nomination

10:28am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zh2OewV8YrO0
(Notes: 13)
  
Filed under: Debates Paul Ryan Election 2012 Charlie Ryan Voters under dark magical control funny humor lolz Newspaper 
September 24, 2012
ROMNEY REVEALED: Dissecting Romney’s Dickish Beginnings at Stanford Mitt Romney in 1966, protesting against other students at Stanford University who were upset with his unrelenting, tone-deaf lack of empathy. Mr. Romney spent one year at Stanford.

ROMNEY REVEALED:

Dissecting Romney’s Dickish Beginnings at Stanford


Mitt Romney in 1966, protesting against other students at Stanford University who were upset with his unrelenting, tone-deaf lack of empathy. Mr. Romney spent one year at Stanford.

4:05pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zh2OewU00hoJ
(Notes: 15)
  
Filed under: Mitt Romney Election 2012 47% Dickish Ideas Protests Protest Signs 
September 18, 2012
White-Out News Is Back! Romney tries to appeal to yokel voters he offended with his 47% comments:  ROMNEY AND WIFE DON HUGE PANTS AFTER REQUESTS Wife Gives a Spirited Address — ‘We Are One Big Fat Man’ Photo: Mitt Romney’s wife, Ann, joins him in a pair of novelty-sized pants to highlight Romney’s ‘Zany sense of humor’.

White-Out News Is Back!
Romney tries to appeal to yokel voters he offended with his 47% comments: 

ROMNEY AND WIFE DON HUGE PANTS AFTER REQUESTS

Wife Gives a Spirited Address — ‘We Are One Big Fat Man’

Photo: Mitt Romney’s wife, Ann, joins him in a pair of novelty-sized pants to highlight Romney’s ‘Zany sense of humor’.

10:23am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zh2OewTdAl4m
(Notes: 45)
  
Filed under: Romney Gaffe Big Pants Novelty Pants Ann Romney One Big Fat Man Election 2012 Fashion 
March 7, 2012
The Beard/Moustache Vote: Romney and Santorum Tune Up Their Shaves for Beard/’Stache Votes top image: Moustaches - An audience at an American Moustache Club in Westerville, Ohio on Monday heard Rick Santorum’s appeal for support.  bottom image: Beards - Employees at Goatee Industries in Canton, Ohio, got a visit from Mitt Romney on the eve of Super Tuesday

The Beard/Moustache Vote:

Romney and Santorum Tune Up Their Shaves for Beard/’Stache Votes

top image: Moustaches - An audience at an American Moustache Club in Westerville, Ohio on Monday heard Rick Santorum’s appeal for support. 

bottom image: Beards - Employees at Goatee Industries in Canton, Ohio, got a visit from Mitt Romney on the eve of Super Tuesday

4:06pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zh2OewHdRD2Z
(Notes: 15)
  
Filed under: Super Tuesday Santorum Romney Mitt Romney Romney with Moustache Bearded Workers Beards Moustaches Goatee Industries Ohio GOP primary Election 2012 
February 1, 2012
MITT ROMNEY WINS FLORIDA, REALLY RUBS IT IN Romney Stays On the Offense With Gingrich Titty Twister Newt Gingrich, during a Mitt Romney-administered Purple Nurple. Other moments were less agreeable. 

MITT ROMNEY WINS FLORIDA, REALLY RUBS IT IN

Romney Stays On the Offense With Gingrich Titty Twister

Newt Gingrich, during a Mitt Romney-administered Purple Nurple. Other moments were less agreeable. 

11:09am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zh2OewFjLxJn
(Notes: 7)
  
Filed under: mitt romney newt gingrich GOP primary election 2012 Titty Twister Purple Nurple Newt's Man Breasts 
January 22, 2012
How Gingrich Won South Carolina: Newt Gingrich, 35-foot-tall GOP candidate, threatens to eat his wife, Callista, at right.

How Gingrich Won South Carolina:

Newt Gingrich, 35-foot-tall GOP candidate, threatens to eat his wife, Callista, at right.

10:59am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zh2OewFB2Aqh
(Notes: 413)
  
Filed under: Newt Gingrich Newt Gingrich South Carolina Election 2012 GOP Primary 
January 17, 2012
Mitt Romney with his hostages declaring victory in Manchester. “Tonight they go free,” he said. “Tomorrow we go back to kidnapping voters’ families to secure their support.”

Mitt Romney with his hostages declaring victory in Manchester. “Tonight they go free,” he said. “Tomorrow we go back to kidnapping voters’ families to secure their support.”

9:06am  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zh2OewEw3Ipz
(Notes: 30)
  
Filed under: Republican Primary Election 2012 Mitt Romney Kidnapping Romney with Moustache