October 18, 2012
DEBATE NEWS: Alternate Reality Debate Fails to Produce Clear Sacrificial Candidate Photo: Mitt Romney, left and Barack Obama, both of the Birdlord Parallel Universe, debate why they would make the ideal virgin sacrifice for their Bird Overlords

DEBATE NEWS:

Alternate Reality Debate Fails to Produce Clear Sacrificial Candidate

Photo: Mitt Romney, left and Barack Obama, both of the Birdlord Parallel Universe, debate why they would make the ideal virgin sacrifice for their Bird Overlords

4:06pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zh2OewVXeCZF
(Notes: 13)
  
Filed under: election 2012 obama Romney Alternate Universe Bird Overlords Virgin Sacrifice Debates 
March 21, 2012
OBAMA TAKES BUDDY BURGER CHALLENGE Bonding Over One Giant Burger After trade talks, two presidents, with sides of fries and onlookers, enjoyed lunch at Ray’s Hell Burger in Arlington, Va.

OBAMA TAKES BUDDY BURGER CHALLENGE

Bonding Over One Giant Burger

After trade talks, two presidents, with sides of fries and onlookers, enjoyed lunch at Ray’s Hell Burger in Arlington, Va.

4:59pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zh2OewILrh1K
(Notes: 12)
  
Filed under: Ray's Hell Burger Obama Burger Burger Buddy Challenge Large Hamburger 
January 31, 2012
OBAMA SETS GOAL OF FUNNEST, SPOOKIEST VOODOO SLUMBER PARTY EVER Characterizes His Vision as a Spirit ‘Looking For a Sharon, But it’s a Friendly Spirit.’ In his slumber party seance Tuesday, President Obama presented a list of ladies who might have crushes on him. 

OBAMA SETS GOAL OF FUNNEST, SPOOKIEST VOODOO SLUMBER PARTY EVER

Characterizes His Vision as a Spirit ‘Looking For a Sharon, But it’s a Friendly Spirit.’

In his slumber party seance Tuesday, President Obama presented a list of ladies who might have crushes on him. 

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(Notes: 20)
  
Filed under: Ouija Sharon Obama SPOTU Slumber Party of the Union 
December 13, 2011
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel and President Obama signaled a knifier mood on Tuesday at the White House.

Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu of Israel and President Obama signaled a knifier mood on Tuesday at the White House.

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(Notes: 13)
  
Filed under: Obama Netanyahu Knives Knife Fight Foreign Policy 
November 22, 2011
Leaders Pledge Effort To Reach Your Heart (Girl). 

Leaders Pledge Effort To Reach Your Heart (Girl). 

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(Notes: 23)
  
Filed under: Boy Band Girl 4 U Netanyahu obama