ROMNEY LAUNCHES 2016 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, HAS YET TO MASTER HUMAN “HAND-SHAKING”
Voters of the Future: Ohio residents back away as Mitt Romney, who launched his 2016 presidential bid today, approaches.
ROMNEY LAUNCHES 2016 PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGN, HAS YET TO MASTER HUMAN “HAND-SHAKING”
Voters of the Future: Ohio residents back away as Mitt Romney, who launched his 2016 presidential bid today, approaches.
ROMNEY REVEALED:
Dissecting Romney’s Dickish Beginnings at Stanford
Mitt Romney in 1966, protesting against other students at Stanford University who were upset with his unrelenting, tone-deaf lack of empathy. Mr. Romney spent one year at Stanford.
The Beard/Moustache Vote:
Romney and Santorum Tune Up Their Shaves for Beard/’Stache Votes
top image: Moustaches - An audience at an American Moustache Club in Westerville, Ohio on Monday heard Rick Santorum’s appeal for support.
bottom image: Beards - Employees at Goatee Industries in Canton, Ohio, got a visit from Mitt Romney on the eve of Super Tuesday
MITT ROMNEY WINS FLORIDA, REALLY RUBS IT IN
Romney Stays On the Offense With Gingrich Titty Twister
Newt Gingrich, during a Mitt Romney-administered Purple Nurple. Other moments were less agreeable.
Mitt Romney with his hostages declaring victory in Manchester. “Tonight they go free,” he said. “Tomorrow we go back to kidnapping voters’ families to secure their support.”